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Satoshi Is Coming Back Inc. Announces Exciting, Dramatic Crypto Whitepaper, U.S. Patent Assets and New Science Fiction

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Satoshi Is Coming Back Incorporated announces the launch of SatoshiIsComingBack.com and the marketing of two blockchain technology patent assets.

SatoshiIsComingBack.com, a stunning 8000-word whitepaper, posits that the founder of Bitcoin is coming back to control Bitcoin’s code. “Satoshi Is Coming Back Incorporated owns technology that Satoshi will want after he controls Bitcoin’s code and the corporation seeks to license patents to Satoshi himself,” explains Rami Tabello, CFA, the founder of Satoshi Is Coming Back Incorporated.

The patents concern energy efficiency and a blockchain censorship system that acts as a “box” for artificial intelligence.

SatoshiIsComingBack.com introduces thrilling concepts and abstractions that will support the company’s technology and have an electrifying impact on Bitcoin. For example, the whitepaper conceptualizes the “intrinsic value” and “intrinsic cost” of cryptocurrencies for the first time.

“These are game-changing abstractions because now that the intrinsic value of Bitcoin is established, finance professionals can understand how intrinsic value can be increased to make Bitcoin large enough to act as a central bank reserve asset,” explains Mr. Tabello, a member of CFA Society Toronto.

The myth-busting whitepaper also restructures our understanding of how energy is actually used by blockchain, permitting us to isolate, separate out, then commodify each constituent part of energy’s utility. “Our abstract explanation of how energy stabilizes blockchains allows blockchains to grow with substitute stabilizers that don’t consume energy commodities,” says Mr. Tabello, a 44-year-old Canadian. “One of our patent applications describes using CAPTCHA puzzles as a substitute stabilizer.”

The cohesive and comprehensive whitepaper explains how AI and superintelligences can develop with blockchain as their substrate.

“Our patent pending censorship system for blockchain allows humans to box, slave and guide the development of AI so it serves us,” says Mr. Tabello. “Without our technology, censorship resistant Bitcoin could lead to sovereign, artificially intelligent business ventures that are adversarial to humanity. Satoshi should use our censorship technology after implementing a hard fork. The whitepaper outfits Satoshi with discursive narrative to justify the hard fork.”

The erudite whitepaper cites over 50 scholarly authorities in Modern Languages Association style. The science fiction section of the whitepaper dramatizes this universe as a cryptocurrency ledger called Bitjoule. Satoshi is Bitjoule’s protagonist in a story that features superhero tropes. Bitjoule is a computer simulation and its director needs humans to solve CAPTCHAs. “The whitepaper has the bare-bones of a science fiction epic poem. We plan to commission, underwrite then license an epic poem of literary merit to lament Satoshi’s absence in a story that tells of his return,” says Mr. Tabello.

Satoshi Is Coming Back Incorporated is a Canadian startup that supports its technology with powerful discourse. It now seeks venture capital funding. The corporation’s ambitious objective is to own mandatory technology that regulates all blockchains, and to become the leading voice on Bitcoin.

Contact information

Rami Tabello, CFA.
Satoshi Is Coming Back Inc.
416-822-3696
rami@satoshiiscomingback.com
www.satoshiiscomingback.com

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